The Zingers NSW Tour


Melbourne’s premier high rollers The Zingers are bringing their butler fueled you’ll get nothing and like it attitude to Newcastle and Sydney for the first time, as part of their Space And Grapes national tour. You’ll see the high highs of innovative cobfoolerly and the low lows of a million dollar chump. Supporting also from Melbourne, fellow glazers Young Romantix. After this tour we’ll be still doing it.

There will be three shows held over the weekend. The details are below:

Friday 24th February
Croatian Club
THE ZINGERS
COCK SAFARI
PREHISTORIC FUCKIN’ MORON(s)
POLYFOX AND THE UNION OF THE MOST GHOSTS
Doors at 8
$5

Saturday 25th February
Dirty Shirlows
HOLY BALM
THE ZINGERS
YOUNG ROMANTIX
WHORES
Doors at 8
$10

Sunday 26th Febuary
Hollywood Hotel
THE ZINGERS
GHASTLY SPATS
NO ART
YOUNG ROMANTIX
Doors at 4
Free entry

Cock Safari/Prehistoric Fuckin Moron(s) split C44 available now

The latest Cock Safari release is a split c44 cassette with fellow hyperactive noise dude Prehistoric Fuckin’ Moron(s). It’s out on a brand new Newcastle cassette label called Confirmation Tapes. Copies are available from Vox Cyclops or you can get them shipped to you by Mikey for Five Australian Dollars. email him at cocksafari(at)gmail.com.

Cock Safari – Less In A Piano

Cock Safari has a new split C44 cassette with Prehistoric Fuckin’ Moron(s) coming out really soon. Fill your ears with this shit-hot new track titled Less In A Piano which will appear on the upcoming cassette. It sounds like a cracked gameboy soundtrack to a really hectic day.

Cock SafariLess In A Piano

Chrome Dome 7″ Launch at Vox Cyclops

The amazing Chrome Dome are launching their new album at Vox Cyclops on April 26. Supported by old favourites Prehistoric Fuckin’ Moron(s), and Cock Safari, and new kid on the scene Stitched Vision. It starts at 3pm and it’s at 515 Hunter Street Newcastle. For a sneak preview, check out this video of Chrome Dome from this year’s Summer Winds DIY Festival in Melbourne.

Sounds UnSound Festival

A Festival of improvised, left-field, ambient, noise, art, punk, psych and generally UNSOUND musics.
Curated by Forenzics‘ Matthew Syres & Dirk Kruithof & presented by Cadence Commotions

12 unique acts will be appearing throughout the festival.

Friday April 2nd
DOORS open @ 2pm ~ $15

2.30 ~ Baad Jazz
3.05 ~ The Not Too Distant Future
3.40 ~ The Bznzz
4.30 ~ Forenzics
5.30 ~ Scissor Lock
6.05 ~ Prehistoric Fuckin’ Moron(s)
6.40 ~ Nhomea
7.15 ~ Toydeath
8.00 ~ Infinite Decimals
8.40 ~ Justice Yeldham
9.05 ~ Defektro
9.40 ~ The Sounds Unsound Trainwreck (experimental impro jam to end)

For more info visit The Sounds UnSound Festival myspace page:
http://www.myspace.com/thesoundsunsoundfestival

Crab Smasher Melbourne Tour 2010

Marnie Vaughn chats with the president of her fanclub.

Crab Smasher are heading to Melbourne for some shows this weekend, not really in support of anything but certainly promoting love and tenderness! However, for those keeping score, they have a new 3″ CDR out on CURT called The Doctor Is In… Over His Head out in late March, they’ve recently recorded a bunch of new material, including a cover of the X-MEN animated series theme song for a new compilation coming out through Lesstalk Records, and a really spiffy new track called Skin Destruction will appear on the fifth volume of the New Weird Australia compilation series.  So there.

On Thursday February 11 you can catch the band at the Old Bar at 74-76 Johnston Street Fitzroy from 8pm, with Penguins, Spitfire Parade, and The Bunyip Moon.

On Friday February 12 you can catch the band doing a live set on 3CR radio.Not sure what time. Just listen.

On Saturday February 13 there is much to take in, so take a deep breath! You can catch the band for an early set at the last ever Summer Winds Festival in Albert St Park in Brunswick. It starts at 10am, Crab Smasher are playing early, but if you’re sticking around you can catch the likes of Prehistoric Fuckin’ Moron(s), Gauntlet, Psychward vs. Tea and Sympathy Symphony, Gauntlet, Lost Animal, Eko Eko Azarak, Either/Or, Matthew Brown, JK Fuller, Avatron, Repairs, Pissypaw, Murrggh’urr, Hissy Mearky, Chrome Dome, Yakks, MV, Omen, and i’m sure heaps more. All ages welcome.

Later on in the day from 2pm at CrashbangFuckyourhead at 43 Pender st Thornbury, there’s an afternoon of Newcastle Noise worship with Crab Smasher, Drillbit, Mitchell Brennan, and John Butler Fucks Kidz performing heavy heavy sets of ear destroying sound ruffage. All ages welcome.

Rounding out this ridiculously ambitious day is the Eternal Youth Carefree Cleanness launch spectacular at Loophole from 7pm, where Crab Smasher and The Welcome Fight will support the mighty Go Genre Everything as they launch their new album, which is awesome, and when Go Genre Everything launch a new album, they really LAUNCH IT. Its on High Street in Thornbury and you need a ticket to get in. If you haven’t got one, email Go Genre Everything here if you’d like to get one. You have to ask or you’ll never get one.

Finally as Melbourne get sick of Crab Smasher’s one trick, they open up for their guitar hero Popolice, with Winterplan and The Analyte at The Empress on Sunday February 14, from 8pm.

And then they drive home, maybe just maybe Grant will let everybody stop at Dog on the Tuckerbox for magnums.